Not so much me getting caught...
...my brother.
Known for his sleepwalking antics, during which he has previously pissed on his flatmate's bed (with him in it), snuggled in and spooned another (male, both straight) housemate, and taken a shit on the floor at a colleague's shared (with five girls) house.

Last night beats them hands down.

Two days off, and a night out dancing is what was called for. So brother Marcus, along with unfortunate associates Jack and Denny (slight name-changes), head for Cambridge Town.

Wednesday is, of course, cheap slag-fuel night, and Marcus - normally a real-ale sort of fellow - is much the worse for wear having downed numerous pints followed by two entire pitchers of some godawful sticky concoction in everyone's favourite overpriced shit-tip, Vodka Revolutions.

Much dancing ensues, dancefloors are cleared, kebab-burgers purchased, dropped and re-assembled, and the trio head back to Denny's 13-room student house on the busy Hills Road.

Marcus collapses upon reaching Denny's room, as he is wont to do. Jack and Denny pass out some hours later, only for Jack to be awoken at around 5am by arguing from downstairs.

Looking out of the fifth-floor window, he sees Marcus. Naked. In the street. Having sleepwalked down five flights of stairs, unlocked the front door, and had a little wander.

No-one was entirely sure how long he'd been out there, but Denny's female housemate was not about to let the ordeal come to an end. "I'm not letting you in. You're naked and I don't know who the fuck you are!"

"Please, I'm a mate of Denny's, I'm staying over!!" Marcus is by this point very cold and very angry.
"Fuck off," she replies, "I am calling the rozzers."

Jack relented in the end and let him in just before the fuzz turned up, and literally couldn't stop laughing for forty hours.

So that's how he ALMOST got caught by the bizzies, and did get caught wandering Cambridge bollock-naked at 5am. Winner...
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)