A friend of mine
(honest)was doing some gardening for a neighbour at the time cos he had had a very serious stroke and couldn't do it himself. lets call him A to protect the name of the....well guilty. A was at that age where any kind of thought about a sexy lady would be instantly dealt with by the rhytmical strangulation of his little chap, so lets say between 14 and 16.

Anyway in his ultimate wisdom he decided to bang one out in the shed. Furiously flicking through the wank bank to find suitible images for his mini wankathon, probably thinking about someones mum or something. after about 5 mins and still no end goal the door suddenly swings open and A looks up cock in hand to see said stroke victims wife standing there, as the cup of tea she was bringing him fell from her hand, he had his weeny "firmly" back in his pants and she walks out without a word.

Few days later he told me about the story, for he had no shame, which in a way I used to really respect back then.

However my mate had the last laugh as his neighbour couldn't comminicate, so all he used to shout when he saw my mate was der der, der der.....I think he was probabaly calling him a wanker.Before this guy had his stroke he was known as a bit of a grumpy mean old man so don't feel sympathy. However it did make me think who the real stroke victim was in all this.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:17, 2 replies)

Between 14 & 16?
I think you're seriously underestimating the wankiness of b3ta, there. Try between 13 and about 45.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:37, closed)

HAHA!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:54, closed)