text message shame
my now ex missus was bored and wanted to play around on my nifty new phone as she was pretty ill and bored of tv, being the great boyfriend i said sure after 30 mins she turned to me and roared "what the fuck is this all about??"
she was referring to how i was telling my mate via text that once she was better i was gonna "dump her and start enjoying me life again and catch as many std's as possible!"
needless to say she beat me to it and punched me in the face
(robbbbbbbb, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:05, Reply)