PC World technical bay
Working as a tech monkey for PC World at the time, I was approached by a lady and her teenage son, who was clutching a fairly battered looking mini tower under his arm who they said was having some trouble with an error message (it was around the time of the Sasser worm so my immediate suspicion was that). We were fairly quiet at the time so I decided to take a look at the machine immediately and so I set the machine up on the bench facing the customer service desk behind the clear perspex partition.

Once I booted into Windows I was presented by the "logon to" screen where the various family members had their own profile. All of them were password protected except for the son's, so rather than go and ask for the password I logged in as him. A small queue had built up by then. So I logged into the machine under the son's account and turned to assist the customer next in the queue while their PC was booting up.

Suddenly there was a shocked gasp, followed by the woman dragging the son away, sans PC. I turned around to find that the lad had set his wallpaper as "two women engaged in the act of fellatio", and all the customers copped an eyeful.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:15, 4 replies)

I hope it was a picture
Although I'm now tempted to change my wallpaper to an all-white screen with "two women engaged in the act of fellatio" set in the centre in 12-pt Times New Roman.

And while we're at it, is it still fellatio if only two women are involved? I always thought fellatio exclusively meant dicksucking.
(ElGranto, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 3:43, closed)

I thought it did too.
My first thought was that it was 2 women on 1 man, which puzzled me because I don't see how BOTH of the women could be cocksucking at once. If it's 2 women on each other it's cunnilingus, unless they're chicks with dicks.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:39, closed)

You're right, it was two women on one man, I didn't make it very clear

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:07, closed)

That's OK
Hedonists aren't known for their clarity
(ElGranto, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 4:09, closed)