
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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I walked in on my old housemates shagging so many times I have lost count.
How?
- They love the porn and don't have a TV in their room.
- I love the drink and often stay out late.
- The TV is in the loungeroom I have to walk through to get to my bed.
It became so commonplace the last few times they didn't even bother stopping, just asked a casual "Have a good night then, did you?" while some pointy eared porn actor shot green goo all over a woman on the screen*
I learned to navigate the whole house with my eyes closed.
*"Sex Trek, Where No Man Has Cum Before" was a favourite.
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:47, 2 replies)

Spoks money shot all over some poor girl was green splodge.
yummy
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 5:13, closed)
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