This happens to me - a lot
Usually around 10.30 in the evening, my wife and I finished watching something we've recorded, and she goes off to put the buns to sleep for the night.

I will idly sit there channel-hopping, and you can be sure that she comes back in just as I turn to a documentary on pole dancers or genital piercings. It's best not to look guilty, even though you're not.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:42, 1 reply)

To be fair
I'd rather be caught watching pole-dancers or genital piercing than Sex in the City.
( .Yeti., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:13, closed)

As would I
At least that wouldn't be out of character
(ElGranto, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 4:05, closed)