
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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I consider myself to be a fairly rational person. Still, I look back on some of the shit I did when I was a child and think, what in the name of holy fuck were you doing?
Hence I have to question my young brain's motivation when my incredibly calm and deadpan stepdad ascended the stairs to find me jumping up and down infront of my bedroom mirror like a spastic on an imaginary trampoline screaming 'Tie me kangaroo down, mate! Tie me kangaroo down!'.
Checkmate.
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)
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