Caught!
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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When the ex mrs wimp was giving birth
there were occasions when the lovely midwife left us on our own in the room .
With the nitrox oxide .
Makes your voice go really deep , so much so that when the lovely midwife returns and asks is everything is ok both me and the ex mrs pissed ourselves laughing at the sonund of me saying 'Yes'
Lovely midwife sighed and looked sternly at me ' It is meant for her pain releif you know '
Then I became a Dad and was caught for life.
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:00, 2 replies)
there were occasions when the lovely midwife left us on our own in the room .
With the nitrox oxide .
Makes your voice go really deep , so much so that when the lovely midwife returns and asks is everything is ok both me and the ex mrs pissed ourselves laughing at the sonund of me saying 'Yes'
Lovely midwife sighed and looked sternly at me ' It is meant for her pain releif you know '
Then I became a Dad and was caught for life.
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:00, 2 replies)
Our midwife
actively encouraged me to try it! A bit like a crap joint if you ask me.
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:44, closed)
actively encouraged me to try it! A bit like a crap joint if you ask me.
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:44, closed)
And it stinks
However, my first go on Entonox did enlighten me on one thing: where Hawkwind got the noise you hear on the opening of "Silver Machine". That's the noise my collapsing brain cells made as the N2O hit them.
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50, closed)
However, my first go on Entonox did enlighten me on one thing: where Hawkwind got the noise you hear on the opening of "Silver Machine". That's the noise my collapsing brain cells made as the N2O hit them.
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50, closed)
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