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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Still paying the therapy bills
Like most lads I discovered the joys of rubbing one off like a clockwork monkey when I was at the tender age of 12 or so. I had thought that my bishop-punishing, chicken-choking act of depravity was my dirty little secret until my father, mischievous grin on his face, nailed me with this little gem:

"Nathaniel could you stop wanking into your socks? It upsets your Mum on laundry day".

Made me stop for a whole week that did.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:21, 2 replies)
Similar story to me
I used a pair of boxers

and they were discovered behind my headboard by a clearly shaken grandmother. couldn't look me in the face for a week.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:27, closed)

Oh Nathaniel
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:01, closed)
I know I'm in for a right bollocking
whenever he uses my full Christian name. Makes me sound like bloody Hawthorne.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, closed)

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