The Park
I was at the park with a few mates when I was about 13. The park we were at is fairly big and we were playing football on a field that has a road next to it, everything is surrounded by trees so the road is secluded.

So there we are, happily having a kickabout, all the clichés were there, hot summers day, jumpers for goalposts etc.

We notice that out of the four or five parked cars on the road one still has people in it, as I run to fetch the ball after a horribly scuffed shot I can see into the car and notice that there is a lad with his ladyfriend bent over, she was sort of slumped over the dashboard and he'd kindly taken the time to fold the seats down to gain himself easier access to her 'exhaust pipe'.

As all 13 year olds would in this situation I turned to my mates with a smile that only a 13 year old catching somebody shagging can create and screamed at the top of my voice "COME HERE LADS THESE ARE SHAGGING"

Everybody is standing about 2 feet away from the car, pointing, laughing and generally having a ball. The fella in the car (about 20ish, so automatically harder than us - the rules of being a youth) tells us to "fuck off or die".

Because we knew that newly introduced hardman wasn't actually a hardman as we'd never seen him before we pretended to follow his orders and walk away. Within 5 minutes we were 'accidentally' kicking the ball at his car, all is well until my mate "bully" steps up and smashes the ball at the car, straight through the side window of their love-wagon.

We all, as you would, shit ourselves and start to run away, once at a safe distance we all stop and turn around to see what damage we've done, Mr Lover Lover is opening the back door and in perfect slow motion he gets out with just his boxers on and then falls flat on his face due to trousers-round-ankles syndrome.

Turned out he was a mate of my brothers and since then we've all become friends, apparently he was borrowing his mums car at the time and had to explain why a ball had been kicked at the window and why he wasn't willing to phone the police, as he'd gone to do so he noticed that the CCTV camera was looking almost directly at his car.

Happily ever after.
(nobface part time paperboy full time gangsta, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:14, 1 reply)

Triple Win Score
What a result!
( elgordo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:05, closed)