
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Some funny fucker decided they'd burst in as I was nipping one off, at precisely the point of no return.
Trying to articulate "Get the fuck out of here" while coiling one out just makes you sound like you're in the throes of a stroke
HHHYYYNNNNNGETTAE(gasp)FUHHH
In their defense, they thought I was having a crafty wank.
( , Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)
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