Family Holidays
Keeping it brief (mainly because I'm at work) but one family holiday when I was a teen I awoke to a glorious morning so thought a bit of self abuse was in order. Having performed the deed I cleaned up and showered with haste.

Later in the day my dear old dad mentioned in passing that the caravan was wobbling that morning.

"Ah..." I said, "couldn't get comfy dad- beds are lumpy y'know.".

He nodded his head sagely and told me to make sure mum never caught me in such an uncomfortable position.
Served me well that did.

Length is in the eye of the be-fiddler.
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 5:01, Reply)