Caught!MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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My landlord sent some really dodgy looking builders roundto fix a floorboard at the bottom of the stairs.
They got it up but then one of them dropped his hammer down the hole.
"Fuck," he said, "I'll never see that again."
The look of childish joy on his tattoed face after I'd gone down to the cellar, retrieved it and given it back was something to behold, "CHEERS MATE!".
I felt like Androcles and the Lion and we were friends for a while, till he lost a hand trying to burgle a pub and the landlord shot him through the roof. He killed himself in prison, daft bastard.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:09, 1 reply)
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