Caught a colleague
having a fly one off the wrist.

We were staying in a hotel in Tallaght, and because we were skint, sharing a room.

The room was first floor, but looked out onto an atrium of sorts, with an approximation of a floor-level balcony - if that makes any sense - which you could access from another door round the corner (turns out it was part of a smokers area).

Anyway, I tell my colleague I'm going down to the van to get some things, and head out, leaving him sitting in the chair by the window having a fag and a cuppa.

"I know, I'll nip round the side door, climb over the railing then bang on the window and scare him shitless" I think. Call me immature, but to me this is the height of humour.

I climb over the railing, stealthy as you like - odd, he's not there and funny why's he put that tissue on the bed and where's he gone and OFC THERE HE IS

I then have to climb backwards over the railing without making a sound while my colleague positions himself over the corner of the bed, leaning on it with one hand and wanking like an inmate with the other into the tissue.

do not want
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:29, 6 replies)

could you look him in the eye after? (not that eye, the normal one)
( cakelady, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:35, closed)

I had difficulty
but delighted in taking the piss out of him for it a few weeks later
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:50, closed)

The only Hotel
I know in Tallaght are the cells in the local cop-shop, hence I understand why you say wanking like an inmate with the other into the tissue.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:52, closed)

They have balconies and atriums in your prisons then?
Luxury!
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:00, closed)

Oooh ...
the urge to shout "BOO!!" at the moment of greatest comedic effect.
(Que?, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:02, closed)

Or just BE there quietly
for when he looked up.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 7:55, closed)