A man named 'Dog'...
I am a coffee roaster, and sometimes this means roasting into the night (yes yes, fnar fnar) when not many other people are around. This also meant that the green loaders where I worked at the time stayed late too in case sackfuls of coffee had to be loaded, as it was a pretty large place roasting tonnes of coffee every week.

Being Dog, who had a reputation for licking womens' faces as a pulling technique, and being left in an office with internet access and no one else, it was not surprising that he used it to look at porn as well as hitting on many MSN friends and god-only-knows what else. What was a little more surprising, was the fact that he used to print copies of the pictures he looked at for himself on the main office printer; except for the night in question when try as he might they just would not print out.

Now not being the most computer literate and coupled with the fact that as a new build manufacturing plant we still had some glitches here and there he gave up after a hundred or so tries assuming that something was broken or possibly blocked. I know it was a hundred or so, because that apparently was how many hardcore pictures printed out in the morning when the company secretary reloaded the printer and wandered off only to come back to. I know it was Dog as being an American company everything was monitored and traced, right back to the office where he was...where he tried to blame everyone else but failed by quite a long way.

I never got to see the pictures, but I assume if a Dutch person calls it hardcore then it pretty much will be hardcore, it was most definitely not safe for work.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:13, Reply)