Celebrations, anniversaries and milestones
Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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That the mods saw fit to deem this 'SFW' is a cause for celebration.
[sigh]
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:32,
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Edgy.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:36,
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who the hell are you?
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Albert Marshmal|ow Having a lovely holiday and I can prove it, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:39,
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Thanks for the reminder...I'd forgotten to put you on ignore.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:53,
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Fictional granny porn is OK, I think
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:36,
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I'm sure they'll pay more attention this week
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:36,
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FREE THE CAMBRIDGE ONE
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:39,
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fuck that
new millennium, clean sheet
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:48,
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To be fair, there's no actual penetration.
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:50,
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It;s only a drawing, that's obviously a false winky and he's just having a doze after a bath.
Nothing nawty here at all.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:51,
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what it needs is a sexualised pre-teen cartoon with the face of a cat
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:55,
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![](http://s13.postimg.org/yvvh3o2tj/cathead.jpg)
FTFY
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:02,
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that made me snigger
which isn't at all in keeping with my new serious internet persona
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:05,
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Remember: internet is srs bsns.
I'll keep my intimidating potatoshop mastery on a tight rein from now on in order to prevent any future incidents.
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:07,
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most thoughtful
thanks
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:26,
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FP THIS NOW
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:08,
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My work here is done.
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:10,
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I'm glad I logged out to see that
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:15,
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![](http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/84237/1400271200/SA0882small.jpg)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:09,
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It's funny, because that's exactly the sort of shit that Jolly Jack used to do.
The animal fucking nonce.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:14,
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Your pictures are genuinely shit though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:35,
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you're just upset because your new boyfriend has run away to /talk to try to impress the bigger boys
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:01,
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which one is my new boyfriend ?
i can't keep up with them all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:05,
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maybe do some exercise
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:06,
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you mean sit on my arse eating pizza and gaming in my own sweat?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:32,
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tsk ... today's youth and their obsessive health regimes
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:52,
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Meat sweats are a useful way to lose weight caused by water retention.
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.Yeti., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:58,
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looks like his cock's in a knot
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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I think that's the least of his worries
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:49,
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Actually that makes a lot of sense
'cause once you take guntblubber into account you'd barely be able to reach the inner labia, let alone achieve any real kind of penetration
that is, assuming you're picky about which fold is which in the first place
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:37,
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^upset single misogynist seeks company desperately reply box 654
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:04,
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This has now fallen down to the third page.
What's the betting it sees the week out?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:17,
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Again.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:17,
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