Oh dear. Did Shambo
get banned?

Does that mean that astonishing body of work he created here is to be left unchanged now? That testament to the years and years he spent grinding away here, every hour of every day, trying to make his mark on, um, a small internet message board?

Well, this is simply, er, something.

But fear not. He's immediately back, posting the same things. Let's look forward to another 10 years of him hiding behind ABs legs, sneaking out to yap at people every now and then, then slinking back to his foreveralone lifestyle.

We'll miss you Shambo. No, wait, what I meant was fist yourself you stupid cunt.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:17, 2 replies)

^upset

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:29, closed)

Sorry, who are you?
I wasn't talking to you, n00b.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)

^proper upset

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:43, closed)

you should create a couple more sock puppets to back up this one when you start to look silly again

( rofl harris, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:34, closed)

dunno who you are either soz

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:00, closed)

You're right
One of the fundamental rules for posting on a public internet forum is that we must all know who everyone else is.

I'm such a pillock.
( rofl harris, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:42, closed)

probably ... dunno ... you're just part of the faceless weepy background noise

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:02, closed)

it's exactly this sort of vicious, targetted victimisation of regular posters which is killing QOTW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:40, closed)

bit harsh
I'm evidently very significant for the weepies

and I do like the idea of hiding behind badger's bandy twig legs
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:56, closed)

Amen brother, the internet police are always the worst ones.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:58, closed)

Just imagine,
one day you'll have to stand before the pearly gates, and admit your biggest achievement was getting Shambo to like you.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:08, closed)

i only like him because he's a fat poof

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:43, closed)

Why do people imagine that I like you?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:24, closed)

we share a natural contempt for the Weepy Boohoos
that hardly makes us part of some exclusive clique ... it just makes us normal


(I mean ... obviously you're not completely normal, you hideous deviant)
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:13, closed)

I think you two share much more than that.
You're both unfunny and boring for a start.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:45, closed)

dunno who you are soz

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:53, closed)

I see what you did there!

(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:43, closed)

yerr ... I said "dunno who you are" ... coz i dunno who you are ... soz for being dead cryptic

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:59, closed)

^ridiculous religious nut job whose only talent is to try to sheriff an irrevernt and irrelevant message board
Fuck off you weepy upset mess of a human
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:22, closed)

It's not too late you know.
You could go to night classes, or answer the advert that says 'you could drive this bus'.

You could make something of yourself, really. Ignore what everybody says.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, closed)

From that desperate mess of a statement I take it you are unemployed and pondering the advice that every one is giving you.
You will get a job, I believe it just takes time,
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:51, closed)

Ah, the
"I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?" defence.

Try to be original please.

Listen, it's not a big thing. Some of us are Alphas, some are Betas. It's OK to be a Beta, you're still useful sometimes.
(username failed moderation, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:56, closed)