Celebrations, anniversaries and milestones
Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
To be fair, that is the penis equivalent of a dry scone with all the joy of jam and cream taken away
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:01,
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'Going Cornish' is where a mod lubes up a dog with clotted cream.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:08,
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And then
fucks his own sister through his mother's mouth.
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SlantedScience, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:30,
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