Why does it have a quote from one of Shakespeare's most famous idiots?
I mean ... clearly you're a weak willed fool if you can't handle your booze ... but rewarding yourself with a Fool Medal seems unnecessary self-hatred.
(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:18, 1 reply)

It's not a medal it's a (poker) chip
I do have one but it doesn't look exactly like that one. My kids like it - it means a lot more to them than it does to me - to them it means daddy doesn't hit us any more.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:22, closed)

haha ... being intoxicated is definitely an excuse for child abuse ... yeah

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:23, closed)

It was only when I wanted a drink but couldn't get one that I got punchy - not when I was drunk.
and there is no excuse for that - you can't even blame being drunk on that can you ?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:29, closed)

no ... you're clearly a weak and violent person and shouldn't be allowed near children without a real functioning adult present

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:33, closed)

Yes you are right, last time I saw them I was still being chaperoned by my Mother and Father and Mother-in-Law
God only knows if and when I'll be able to see them on my own. Luckily their mother isn't an alkie and knows how to bring them up. It can take years and years and years to build up any kind of trust with someone after treating them so badly.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:38, closed)

at least you don't have to drive them to soccer matches and school plays
leaves you more time to get pissed during the day
(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, closed)

Well, looks like being banned hasn't stopped you being a cunt online.
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
( jagwap, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:35, closed)

alright, J
how's tricks in the mysterious east?
(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:41, closed)

Not turning tricks
I do it for free. No ladyboys in china
( jagwap, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:47, closed)

a clear gap in the market for a man of your feminine frame

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:52, closed)

Moobs don't count

( jagwap, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:53, closed)

nowt worse than a chest hair under the foreskin

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:03, closed)