Hard to explain, really, when quality content like this keeps getting posted.

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:59, 1 reply)

I agree
The OP has an almost Shakespearian command of the English language, coupled with the incisive wit of an amalgam of Oscar Wilde, Stephen Fry and, dare I say it, Will Self.
A masterpiece which will be revered like the long lamented Treeki.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:02, closed)

And you are quite obviously an educated nonce.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, closed)

A nonce you say?
A well measured and sharply insightful response.

Well done!
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:58, closed)

You studied English right.
'Accurate' would have sufficed
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:21, closed)

If you simply typed nothing
that would suffice.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:22, closed)

How would that work?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:53, closed)

It would work like my post below.
HTH
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:29, closed)

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( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:30, closed)

I thought about it, but I wanted to really press home
the remarkably focused nature of your rejoinder.
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:44, closed)

Carpenter wanker

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:01, closed)