Ross Kemp on Smoking
I left the office yesterday evening and decided to have a post-work cigarette. As I walked towards Tottenham Court tube station I crossed paths with Ross Kemp AKA Grant Mitchell. I gave him a friendly smile in a "I recognise you" kind of way and his response..."Don't smoke cigarettes." Thanks Grant, maybe I'll start smoking crack instead.
(homeandaway, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:48, 9 replies)

You should've shot back:
"I smoke through choice - you on the other hand will always be ugly."

And then you should've legged it really fucking quickly.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:52, closed)

or stayed stock still glaring at him
He's soft as shite. Wasn't he beaten up by his ginger wife?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:57, closed)

I reckon he could do you some real damage
if he sat on you.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:00, closed)

He really
got sat down by Vinnie Jones, when they were working on adjoining sets...
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:14, closed)

he was
on the same day as Phil got a kicking from his missus
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha
was he really?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:58, closed)

The sort of moment where you wish you'd had a cutting response ready
...like "Stop making fucking crap SAS dramas."
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:43, closed)

Wasn't it him...
...that lamped Russell Crowe in that restaurant a few years ago though? Respect for that.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:33, closed)

Ross Kemp on Gangs...
I'd rather to see 'Gangs on Ross Kemp'.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:15, closed)