Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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CelebritiesOldest daughter, let's call her Georgia, for that is her name, was in Newcastle at 52 North, a bar named after the latitude of the smallest city in Tyne and Wear , when a hunchback by the name of Craig Bellamy asked if he could buy her a drink, (darlin'). No thank you, sez my angel. D'you know who I am, darlin'? Oh yes, sez my red and white baby, and lets him wear her pint of Carlsberg! Time to go MADam, say bouncers! Time to go to the Metro-Centre, sez I, what can I buy ya baby?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:12, 4 replies)
Geography55 degrees North...if it was 52 degrees then you'd be probably be in Warsaw, which is a bit like Sunderland...
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:13, closed)
that wasnt even fucking english.(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 17:13,
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English.And it was English, just the grammar was a little poor.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:24, closed)
Wait......let us examine the evidence...
Daughter by the name of Georgia, a can of Carlsberg in hand, parent uses the colloquial "sez" and the contraction "Darlin'" comfortably.
I submit, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that we may have a member of species "Chavvus Chavvius" right here!
Stand closer, and marvel at its antics!
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:44, closed)
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