I used to work at a music venue, so i have a few...
My sound engineer once told overweight, heavy blues guitarist and front-man Popa Chubby to 'not give him any fucking attitude you fat bastard'.

I freaked out black metal midget Dani Filth after blagging my way into the celbrity drinks tent at Ozzfest, i think him suddenly being accosted by a drunken,lanky youth with a blonde afro (in a hawaiian shirt) was little too much for his dark tastes.

On a lighter note i confused the levellers by asking them to leave their drum kit in the changing rooms, they told me they didn't have a drum kit because it was an acoustic set, i told them not to shoot the messenger and walked off.

I got a little star struck at meeting Mark Radcliffe of BBC radio fame, and made a complete tit out of myself by shaking his hand and saying 'I think your show is... good'
There was an awakward pause for a few seconds and then for some reason i shook his hand again.

Oh and i once took Dutch prog rock band 'Focus' (of Hocus Pocus) to an Indian restaurant in my chav ridden home town.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:28, 3 replies)

what were Focus like?
they must be weird...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:37, closed)

Great great people
Very funny, down to earth gents, yeah slightly mad in a prog rock way. Great musicians too.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:59, closed)

Dani Filth
is a borderline-retarded squealing teletubby.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:40, closed)