Not rude exactly but I was >this< close to putting Beckham in hospital.
I don't know much about football but I do know that quite a few years back David Beckham had bust his foot up good and proper and the question on every England fans lips was whether he was going to be fit enough to play for England in some World/European cup or whatever.

It baffles me to this day why the dopey twat shuffled out of his bentley, in Alderley Edge, foot in plaster, to go to the newsagents and didn't bother to look to see whether there was a large bright blue MG ZS driven by a hungover Seaman Gabber heading to him at speed.

Twas only my heightened red-bull powered reactions on the brake that kept him from another visit to Macclesfield Infirmary...and probably a visit by me too, once the fans had found out who'd put him there.

To this day I don't know whether he was annoyed or just surprised as he carried on his way across to get his copy of Razzle.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 15:52, 7 replies)

Shame
If it had been Christiano Ronaldo, would you have run him over?

EDIT: Ooh, another Cheshire b3tan?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)

Ronaldo.
Apparently lived in a fancy farm place just outside my hometown of Congleton and just about every publican has a story about when he went out drinking there.

I never saw him and I'm sure he wouldn't be seen dead in most of them. Unless they were giving prozzers away for free.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:03, closed)

Aye, he lives down Giantswood Lane (where I used to live)
And I once stopped from going into Cheshire tavern because he was there, and I was rather drunk!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

Ooh, another Cheshire b3tan?
Like dogshit - we're everywhere.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, closed)

Hmm
We've got Spikeypickle, you, Lampito (away at uni), WallyEllySue (also away at Uni, Seaman Gabber, anyone else?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)

Me!
If Hale is considered to be Cheshire, rather than Greater Manchester, that is. I used to live in Wilmslow till about 18 months ago when we realised if we wanted a 3 bed house, we would have to move north.

I once spotted Rio Ferdinand twice in the same day, in the morning in Wilmslow town centre, where he had illegally and antisocially parked his humungous 4x4 (much like all the other tossers then) and then the same afternoon at Cheadle Royal.
(grandmaswhiskers, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:17, closed)

Let's say Cheshire
It sounds better!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:48, closed)