Jimmy Carr and Prince Charles
A year or two ago sitting in the front row for Jimmy Carr with my then-girlfriend; both of us 15 years old.

Being a cocky little shit, when he asked for "any questions?" I thought it wise to ask why he was funnier last year. Straight away he came back with "because you weren't in the front row being picked on". Prick.
He then asked "What do you want to do when you grow up?". I made the mistake of saying "Same as you, but good." Cue laughter, followed by awkward silence as he invites me onstage and I shrink into my seat.

When I was roughly 7 or so, Prince Charles came to our local reservoir for some photo-opportunities. There was an educational room for children with a small glass tank with magnetised fishing rods. In the bottom of the tank were pictures of different sorts of fish etc. with paperclips on.

You know those friends-of-family who aren't related but are aunts, uncles and cousins?

Charlie W decided to have a photograph taken with my youngest 'cousin', about 5 years old, helping her to fish. She however wasn't happy with this and lashed out with the fishing rod. Cue Prince Charles being led away by security whilst nursing a closed eye and us bewildered children wondering who that strange man was.
(Voodoo-Child16 Pissed in their Champagne on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:21, 1 reply)

Ha
I dont much care for Jimmy Carr but I always love it when hecklers get owned
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:41, closed)