I've also heard a story about Shir Sean...
A friend's dad (some kind of rich businessman type) was playing at a charity golfing event. Sean Connery was also one of the participants. It got to the end of the day and everyone was back in the clubhouse enjoying a few drinks. Sean was wandering about with a bottle of whisky in his hand, chatting to the various people there. My friend's dad and his mates asked him if he had any good stories about other celebrities, and specifically if he'd shagged anyone famous.

Now Sir Sean, ever the gentleman, refused to kiss and tell, and the conversation moved on to other topics and Sean continued his mingling. The night wore on and eventually Sean decided it was time to head off. On his way out, he headed back over to my friend's dad's table, slammed down the now empty bottle of whisky in the middle and uttered the immortal words

"1967. Petula Clark. In the arse."

before making his exit.

Sounds like a cool guy.
(Iaino, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:09, 4 replies)

I like this ^
Brilliant.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:18, closed)

Excellent!
This may be one of the few times a comment ends up on the front page!
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:46, closed)

I've heard this before...
Not saying it's not true, like, just that I've heard the exact same.

Bloody good story anyway.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:43, closed)

Downtown
No Doubt
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:01, closed)