Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Doctor Twunt! (doesn't really fit the question)I was on the train home after a particularly drunk weekend in Southampton, when who should get on but GMTV's resident dishy doc, Dr. Hilary Jones. Now we're on one of the old slam-door trains, and Doc Hill (as I've since taken to calling him) has sat himself and his massive doctor's bag right by the door.
My stop comes, and I wanna get off the train, which Doc Hill has made increasingly difficult. I squeeze my way off, and not only do I hit him in the face with my bag, but I manage to dish out a kick to his shin.
He then shot me a look as if to say "Shipman's not the only doctor that can kill his patients, you know". Cock.
I wasn't necessarily rude, I know, but no-one likes getting hit in the face and kicked, do they?
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