Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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at a promoters-only gig last yeari was rather pissed, and revelling in the delights of free entertainment, and student-uni priced alcohol, while waiting patiently at the bar for service, i notice some leary shortarse forcign his way through the queues to get a drink.
gracefully barging his way past me with an elbow to the stomach, i grabbed the little cunt by the shoulder and loudly proclaimed "oi you little shit, who the fuck do you think you are?"
its at this point i realise that im accosting mark owen (he of 'Take That' fame), and that quite a few people had stopped what they were doing to see what was going on.
With what can only be described as a scornful womans look, he says back "I'M mark owen", to which I, being absolutly pissed, replied "i couldnt give a fuck if you were the pope himself, you can still wait your turn like the rest of us".
tsk, give a ponce a few #1's and a couple of lambrini's (his drink of choice - FACT) and he thinks he's eric fucking clapton....
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 0:55,
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