Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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More Celebrities than you can shake a stick atAhem...first post. I've got a few good 'uns:
Me and a mate went to see Guns'n'Roses years ago, and thanks to the marvel of blagging, found ourselves in the 'VIP' bit of Wembley Stadium. Having crammed as much free booze down our throats as possible, I turned to my mate and said:
"Fuckin hell, there's Jonathan King", to which my mate replied in a very loud drunken voice
"I hate that cunt, where is he?"
The famous kiddy-fiddler was stood directly behind us.........
Another one (not involving me at all sadly). A mate was working the Edinburgh festival doing the bar one year, and who swans in but that cheeky, grinning pop star Marti Pellow. He slimes his way to the bar, a gorgeous woman on each arm, and says "3 gin and tonics" to my mate serving, and then turns his back on her.
My mate pours the drinks and then says "£7.50 please", and is ignored for about a minute. Pissed off, she taps the little bastard on the shoulder, and says, louder, "£7.50 please"
"Don't you know who I am? " (that old chestnut)
"Yup, you're that cunt from Wet Wet Wet. £7.50 please"
Oh, and I once served Dave Prowse a pint when I was working in a pub in Bristol, and just kept saying "You're Dave Prowse" until he stepped away from the bar, looking scared
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