Thinking about it
apart from my post below, my chatting up success is practically non-existant and would be best consigned to last week's QOTW. Even though I've been with Mrs Sandettie for 20 years in January, there was no official 'asking her out', we just started going out.

When I was 13, I systematically asked out the eight most good-looking girls in my class. Not one of them said yes, so I was crushingly disillusioned. During the three years I was at senior school, there was maybe a dozen girls who wanted to go out with me and I was too naive, shy and lacking confidence to take the bait (I was in the same social class as portrayed on The Inbetweeners. Only one of them asked me out and I said no because she wasn't much of a looker and I was too shallow to be seen with her. Shame on me.

Have we had a QOTW on missed opportunities yet?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)