My mother has a great one
A young man was having a go at chatting up my mum with the killer line - You dont much like the dark haired one from ABBA but you will do.

Ahhh the romance!
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:15, 5 replies)

Um
Is there a word missing from that line?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:20, closed)

ah ha
perhaps his mum was stood in front of a an ABBA poster, pen in hand, drawing a moustache on the face of the dark one - so the chatupper though the chatupee didnt like her and used this as his opening line?
either that or there is actually a word missing - which is more likely.
Sorry
(daveduke67, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:39, closed)

"And that's how I met
your father."
(salvadorevincent, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:39, closed)

I love our Mam.
She don't look much like the dark haired one from ABBA.
(popinfresh, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:49, closed)

Dad
Where have you been all this time! Buy me a pony for Christmas.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:22, closed)