Last year
I sealed the deal with a young man thusly:
'I'm not asking you out. I'm telling you out.'

Oh, to have that confidence again...
(jennymnemonic, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:41, 5 replies)

If in the future I have some sort of brain damage which results in me being forward then I'm stealing this.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:48, closed)

That's great. Next time i'm completely drunk, I can see me trying that.
(Unit, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:12, closed)

Brilliant
simply, brilliant.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:07, closed)

That is...
...quite simply a corker.
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:17, closed)

If it worked before, surely it'd work again?
I mean, clearly you're an nice/interesting/alluring enough woman to be able to pull off such an 'audacious' approach. Past experience confirms this.
So, just remember that and take confidence from it.

(Ok, I know it's really not as simple as that but it's worth bearing in mind - it certainly can't hurt)
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:59, closed)