I'm a girl, so they catch them off guard...
D'ya wanna go halves on a bastard??
Are you a single father? Do you want to be?
And the ever popular, 'Will you shift my friend?'

Very Irish chat up lines altogether. As you can obviously tell, myself and my friends are very popular in the local nightclubs.

I should clarify that to shift someone means to snog/french kiss/suck the face off the other person in these parts. But it is only really used when growing up, as a rite of passage some might say, in a youth disco when your friend is your spokesperson. It's a line to be used by teenagers, not by a group of twentysomething cackling drunkards.

*mmmmmmmpop!*
(hashorangutan is watching iCarly on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:47, 3 replies)

Snigger...
"Are you a single father ? ..."
Love that one. Click ;)
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:39, closed)

Ha!
It's a similar line near where I grew up (Wigan) - "Will you meet me mate?"

It was quite confusing when I was told my first girlfriend wanted to meet me, luckily she saw the funny side of it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:42, closed)

I bet it can't be too far removed
from Macc??
(Kip, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:52, closed)