Asking people outTell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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A mate once sent me a textwhilst he was in a club one night. He'd apparently seen a 'bit of a honey' at the bar and wanted me to supply a chatup line. So I replied back with
"Let's find somewhere quiet, you show me yours... and then I'll wank about it tonight when I get home"
He didn't say if he used it, but he did say he went home alone that night.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:56,
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