How I met the wife
I'm at a work collegues birthday party and was getting bored. Two attractive women entered the bar and sat down the other end of the table. I thinks 'I'll be nosey then fuck off home'

I pop down and ask the fella they are talking to to introduce me to 'the lovely ladies' (Cheesy is fine if you really don't give a shit)

The brunette says 'We're not ladies, we're slappers.'
Quick as a flash I says "Well I thought your were interesting, now I think you're irresistable."

So that was how I met the wife and lived happily ever.

Funnily enough, she decided that I looked like a candidate for a root that evening and slipped out to shift her car so it wouldn't get towed. In the meantime I couldn't be arsed and headed home. She had to hunt me down...
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:29, 2 replies)

funny
And who says romance is dead?!?!?
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:46, closed)

What a fantastic story
Will you be telling that one to the kids?
(mpaz52, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:53, closed)