I once asked someone out in the third person...
Small American Girl*: 'Awwww you're dead nice Mr Nerdy Speccy Fucknuts'
Mr Nerdy Speccy Fucknuts: 'Well Mr Nerdy Speccy Fucknuts thinks maybe we should start going out'
Small American Girl: 'Erm...I don't know, Its a bit too soon.'

However 3 Days later was long enough and we were together.
No 'we lived happily ever after' fairytale though as apperently this was a relationship based on monogomy which i failed to commit to.

Length? About a month.

* - By girl I mean 16 year old this was no paedophilia based relationship.... But once or twice i may have pretended she was 11 during sexy time.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 10:47, Reply)