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Hot summers day when I was about 19-20 I was out drinking with my mates on an all dayer. I am 33 now so have learnt from my mistakes :p

One of the more braver of the group wanted to try and chat up some girls, great I thought I am confident feel happy bring em on!! Eventually he persuades them to come over. By this point i am drunk. True to form one of the girls is fairly stunning and the other was a complete moose so we are all trying to act like the biggest nobs to get the attention of the fit one.

What came next was possible the best put down line I have ever heard and am still in awe of it to this very day.

In my slurred voice I ask her.

"so you wanna go out some time...hic"

"No sorry I would be cheating"

"what have you got a boyfriend" I say

"No" she says, "I would be cheating myself"

It was so well delivered and un-expected that I had no place to go....taxi for one pls!! Luckily for my pride none of my equaly pissed mates got in there either.

Thank god for small mercies.

I have had put downs since but nothing that could come close to that H-bomb.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 10:47, 4 replies)

Of course, what you really said was
"Just because you'll be coming first, doesn't mean that you're a cheat."
( Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:54, closed)

I wish I had the pressence of mind and wit, those things come to me rougly 24hrs later a la homer simpson.....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:51, closed)

Our mate used the line
"Sorry, but every time you speak, a little part of me dies."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:59, closed)

All stored up on comebacks....now all i need is the opportunity to use them to get my own back on the heartless wenches. aha its xmas, gonna be loads of opportunities!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:54, closed)