throwing in an incentive...
11 years old, had a crush on Alison. Being a very classy, not at all ignorant of what women want kind of boy, asked her out to Burger King.

Got as polite an embarrassed no as you could expect from the poor girl, in front of her friends.

Did I leave it there? No. "But you'd get a burger out of it", I protested.

Strangely enough, it didn't swing it.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:01, 2 replies)

That bloody Alison
Stuck up cow.

Great in bed, mind.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:09, closed)

You had me at 'Burger'
...when and where?
(Tighthead, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:35, closed)