The no.1 100% garentted to work, most successful chatup line ever!
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:31, 5 replies)

Deja Vu?

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:33, closed)

I doubt it
I don't think I've *ever* seen the word "garentted" in my life before now.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:45, closed)

you haven't seen my writing before then
:)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:59, closed)

?
I haven;t read all the stories so if someone else has posted the same, sorry.

Also, I didn;t know that above chatup line during the times discussed in my previous post.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:58, closed)

It would be a fair mistake to make
But it was submitted literally 10 minutes before you!
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:16, closed)