Corollary: Don't drink a bottle of Plymouth naval strength gin around girls you're not already sleeping with.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:58, 1 reply)

I assume that's cos it make you want to sleep with them
which may or may not lead to a rape situation? Am I right?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:02, closed)

I couldn't possibly comment…
… mainly as I don't remember.

I remember once, when I was a lowly 3rd year student I woke up at about 4pm, wandered downstairs and a housemate (who's now a doctor at the Bristol Royal Infirmary) suggested we have a tipple as he'd just finished his exams for the year.

3 bottles of the normal plymouth between the two of us and he went to his girlfriend's house, threw up on her floor, then passed out. I went on a date.

All I remember is "Have you been drinking already?" as I sunk a pint of ale.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:52, closed)

I can also recommend not drinking a 6 pack of lager
4 tequila slammers, vomitting, then guzzling a third of a bottle of bacardi. This will lead to you waking up with a (female) housemate with no memory of how you got there or what, if anything, occurred between you.

worked out ok for me. I went out with her for 2 and a half years and it was good, but you might not be so lucky
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:06, closed)

Oh god, this is a bad QOTW…
I had a similar experience, except that it turns out that I drunkenly wandered out and fell asleep on the sofa some time in the night. Nobody thought to tell me what had happened for over a year, after I asked the girl out.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:09, closed)