60% of the time it works everytime
Once you've found a nice young lady on her own simply approach and inform her that

A) Your an old friend of her dads.

B) Then tell her your a nice undercover policeman and her daddy has been in a bit of an accident and you have to take her to the hospital to make sure he can get all better

C) And that it's vital she doesn't scream or make any sudden movements or else daddy might die.

Trust me it works like a gem (mainly on the 3-6 age group)
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:04, 6 replies)

Haha
Jesus.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:20, closed)

As I'm frequently on sickipedia this normally doesn't bother me
but something about your wording made me feel sick reading this.
( Peej, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:45, closed)

What can I say
I get into character REALLY REALLY well.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:50, closed)

Having recently read the autobiography
of a Belgian girl now in her twenties who was abducted aged eleven I find this post upsetting in the extreme
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:55, closed)

So
No click then?
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:07, closed)

I know I shouldn't but a click for having the balls to use that comeback.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:55, closed)