If this is all true,
It's brilliant! Have a soiled click
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:42, 1 reply)

Come, now
Spanky's truth:bollocks ratio is a number so small that scientists have needed to create a new prefix for it.

Oh, and additionally: when I first read that, I thought it said 'soiled dick'. That would have been a much better compliment!
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:43, closed)

I know this is a lie:
girls don't have pubes.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 6:58, closed)