Screw the talking
I've recently decided the best way to get chatting to someone is by falling on them. The past two relationships ive had have come to be because im a clumsy bint.
I fell off a barstool because i'm stupidly ticklish and my mate poked me in the sides. I landed in front of this lad id been talking to outside, he helped me off the floor and gave me his number as hed been trying to find me all night since talking to me before.
I met the current other half after i drunkenly fell onto the couch at a house party. He was sat on the couch and started chatting to me and we swapped numbers.
No chat up lines necessary, but im pretty sure this may only work if you're female.
(stitched, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:39, 1 reply)

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That's how my grandmother snagged my grandfather in 1932. "Tripped" on the stair & fell into his arms while he was re-wiring her dad's house.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:58, closed)