I proposed to my ex
as i picked up the motorbike that i'd just crashed on a dark indian road. Realising we were both alive, i asked her to marry me. To add extra manliness to the story i later refused hospital treatment and stitched myself up with a hikers first aid kit, antispetic cream, tweezers, and copious amounts of marajuana in a room over run by cake stealing ants.

True story.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:43, 5 replies)

antiseptic cream?
I think you need to mtfu!
(dchurch bah, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:41, closed)

I hope someone mocks this answer

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:06, closed)

I'm just waiting
to see how many replies go by before someone mentions H---- A-----
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:30, closed)

Cake?
You had cake?

Pfft.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:15, closed)

All...
...Hikers First Aid kits contain cake, it was so ordered by the Queen to give the wounded a fighting chance when injured in areas that have high levels of cake ant thieves.
(OMG-Hilarious, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:14, closed)