Laughter..
Im shit with women...until I discovered the secret formula:

1: Get them a *little* bit pissed.

2: Take them to a comedy evening. A good one.

As long as shes been laughing like a drain at said evening, youre in. simple as that.

Has worked *every* time
(CantSleepClownsWillGetMe Likes: Turtles, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:17, 5 replies)

Good drink, good company and a good laugh works for me.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:35, closed)

You left out:
3. When in America, speak in a sexy British/Scots/Irish/Aussie/Welsh/Kiwi, etc accent.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:55, closed)

You'd be surprised how that doesn't work.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:38, closed)

"Funny by proxy"
...however, DON'T sit near the front, because otherwise the compere may see you sat together, ask you lots of questions and take the piss :)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:15, closed)

For fuck's sake
Don't go to a Michael McIntyre show then, you'll have no chance.



I did notice you said a "good one" already, just thought I'd make it clear.
(Rsoles, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:47, closed)