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Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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Not my story, but Mr. Dub's:

He went to a party in the aptly named "Joint House" and was hanging out in the kitchen. While he was drunkenly holding forth , he spied a tall, wide blonde come in to get a drink. He motioned her over and out of curiosity, she walked over to see what this yahoo wanted. After a little chat up, he dropped his ever successful line, "Hey do ya wanna go out sometime?"

She was puzzled (having no self-esteem whatsoever) and asked, "Why would you want to go out with me?"

He leered said, "Why, because you are so HUGE!" making monster-truck motions with his hands.

We have been married 23 years.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:41, 1 reply)
what are
monster truck motions, pray tell?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 6:16, closed)

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