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Not my story, but Mr. Dub's:

He went to a party in the aptly named "Joint House" and was hanging out in the kitchen. While he was drunkenly holding forth , he spied a tall, wide blonde come in to get a drink. He motioned her over and out of curiosity, she walked over to see what this yahoo wanted. After a little chat up, he dropped his ever successful line, "Hey do ya wanna go out sometime?"

She was puzzled (having no self-esteem whatsoever) and asked, "Why would you want to go out with me?"

He leered said, "Why, because you are so HUGE!" making monster-truck motions with his hands.


We have been married 23 years.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:41, 1 reply)

what are
monster truck motions, pray tell?
( b2 I'm not really here..., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 6:16, closed)