Used to go to college with this appallingly arrogant lad.
He'd been to private school till his parents ran out of money, and lorded it up over the rest of us while maintaining an air of smug self-righteousness like the worst kind of Guardianista.
He had designs on a lass in our year, and planned his devious route to seduction for weeks beforehand. I've no idea what on earth he said to her, but she became a lesbian shortly afterwards - if that's not an embarrassing failure, I really don't know what is.

Last I heard, he applied to medical school. If he passed, I can only hope his practical skills outrank his social graces, or else his would-be patients are in very, very serious trouble.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:41, Reply)