Working Class Man
Being all class as I am, I was having a quiet drink in a bar that just oozed class.

Jimmy Barnes was thumping from the juke box that only had three songs, and 2 of them where Jimmy Barnes (the other was Cold Chisel).
When she approached me I thought she must be lost or maybe even an Angel that escaped from heaven.

After a few moments of small talk about the quality of the music and failing to have any other polite conversation, I enquired if she lived in the local vicinity of the said classy bar.

She gave me a bit of a sideways look, and for a second I could hear the gears of her mind crunching as she processed my question, then from the lips of the siren of Perith came the greatest ever pick up line,

“You can walk but, I’m on me rag, you’ll have to do me in the shitter”

Length, not as long as my nose!
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:23, 2 replies)

I haven't got a condom so you'll have to cum in my mouth......
I fell in love there and then - in that field.
(sunray18, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:06, closed)

What she really said was 'I'd like to take you home but I'm on my menstrual cycle'
to which he replied 'S'OK, I'll follow you on me scooter!'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:13, closed)