One of those nights , 3 years ago
myself and a couple of mates where having a 'who can drink the most Guiness' competition that was unvoiced yet understood on a kind of testosterone fuelled alpha male level in a very unexotic establishment called Bar Med.

Spurred on by nothing more than the copious amounts of Irelands finest tipple in his system, my dear friend who we shall call Nolan (for that was his name) decides to approach a very appealing looking Aussie girl and comes out with this peach of a chat up line.

" I bet you'd like to see me in a wetsuit "
The expected reply came..."Fuck off mate"
His misplaced confidence verging on cockiness lead him to try again.
" No seriously...I bet you'd like to see me in a wetsuit"

The Aussie girl couldnt keep up her guard and started to giggle. They have been together ever since.

If you dont succeed at first try, try again.
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:15, 2 replies)

"If you dont succeed at first try, try again."
Does not apply to sky diving does it?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:25, closed)

Could do
It depends how much damage you do...
(HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 2:28, closed)