Not really asking out, more "general failure to not be single"
I was at the uni comedy club last Valentine's day, drunk, when the compere asked me if I had a date for the evening (two drinks in front of me). I replied that I did not. He squinted to see me slightly better, and replied "I'm not surprised mate".

Thank you random compere. Thank you.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:17, 2 replies)

You
should have asked him when the comedian was going to show up.
(dchurch bah, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:46, closed)

I've often wondered what would happen
if the people being picked on said nothing to the comedian, just sat there, it's not as if they can stand there all night waiting for a response. I'm not brave enough to do this so I keep back from the stage.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:11, closed)